Sperm analysis We had to pay £160.00 for a sperm analysis. We weren't seen by a consultant, just had to hand the sperm pot to the receptionist & fill in some forms. We were told we would have the results that evening. When having the results the next day after numerous calls to them, we were told them over the phone by the consultant. When asking if we could discuss them further he said to make an appointment with our GP, if we wanted to discuss them with him then basically it would cost us more money. We finally had the results through the post about 2-3 weeks later. The report is a bad report with even our GP also saying this! There is a part on it that says "advice" but it has been left blank. We basically feel we have given our hard working money for poor quality care. This was our first time of doing this in the 6 years of trying to conceive and I'm only hoping that the next private clinic we go is not the same.